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Haha. I just stumbled across some very funny “confessions” of slacker moms over at iVillage. One woman admitted to “forgetting” to make dinner. Another says that she no longer gets upset when her child eats dry cat food. Kinda reminded me of some of my own slacker confessions.
One time, the beast ate wet cat food. No no, not the dry stuff that’s kinda like cereal for Garfield. Nope, the Beast went a step further. He ate big old fistfuls of wet, tuna-smelling fancy feast right out of the cats bowl when he was one. I was making dinner at the time. Guess he couldn’t wait. The poison control lady actually and truly laughed in my ear.
Another slacker mom story: Before my husband and I shacked up, I used to “clean up” before he came over by pulling all of the dirty dishes out of the sink and shoving them in the stove or broom closet. So he always thought I was super clean. Hee. Fooled him didn’t I?
Anyway, I don’t think I win this slacker mom contest, nor do the ladies over at iVillage. In fact, I’m still appalled by my last entry about the Pill being handed out to 11 year olds… Somewhere there’s a true slacker mom in that whole mess of a story. Oy vey.
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Dishes in the oven, been there done that. Now I have a fit when the man pulls it on me. He got rid of the dishwasher and promised to do dishes all the time. He funked on the first week. I turned on the oven to preheat for pizza and something was a cookin, it wasn’t the pizza. It was the tupperware container melting to the frying pan. Smelled pretty. Lotta bitchin that night!!!