Hi. I really wanted to find a photo of a hard hat to welcome you to ParentingDiva, but, you mommas know the drill…if it resembles anything related to the army, guns, or war, chances are that the boy (known here-forward as “the Beast” for soon-to-be-obvious reasons) found a way to sequester it. Slimmer chances momma will find it and take it away in one of her half hearted attempts to be politically correct.

So, you’ll just have to meet me looking puuur-ty, like any diva should. (Shh, don’t tell my husband about <—that picture. I edited him out.) Despite how put together I manage to look at times (thanks to Jennifer my stylist), I am truly Parenting in the Trenches here, and if you’d like to follow along and laugh behind my back, you’re quite welcome to join me. Momma Martinis at 5, fun around the clock!

Oh, and welcome to All Diva Media!

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